Lawyer Joke Friday

It's time, once again, to poke fun at my favorite, money-making profession ... music doesn't count because we musicians are generally lucky to play for free beer.

Q. How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

A. You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck.

I know, I know ... but the joke HAS to be geared toward the masculine, otherwise the double entendre is lost.

Until next week, TTFN.