Introducing ... Lawyer Joke WEEKEND

Sometimes, it's tough to post on a Friday. Just when you think there's some down-time to kick back and relax as the weekend approaches, the realities and practicalities of legal practice again rear their ugly, time consuming heads. So, I'm transforming Lawyer Joke Friday into Lawyer Joke WEEKEND to give me a bit more time, and to make you keep checking the blog for the latest in lawyer humor. I'm such a little *$&#, ain't I?

Anyhoo, here's this weekend's ditty:

Q. What do lawyers do after they die?
A. They lie still.

On another note, today (Sunday) is Veteran's Day and many folks will be observing the holiday tomorrow. Regardless of your view on the Iraq war (and I don't like it one bit), please take a moment to remember all the brave men and women who are currently serving there and those who have served us in the past. Freedom is not free, and despite the historic trend of dubious and oftentimes ludicrous government policies, our soldiers deserve high praise for all of their sacrifices on our behalf.