Juz The Fax: Lawyer Joke Friday

Friday, July 27, 2007

Lawyer Joke Friday

Sometimes, lawyers say the darndest things. Here's a brief colloquy from an actual court proceeding:

Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?

Oy!

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Friday, July 27, 2007

Lawyer Joke Friday

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