And Now, Another Installment of "Lawyer Joke Friday!"

Today's ditty comes from wunderkind associate, Ian Schlanger, Esq. ... the man, the myth, the legend. Ian says this one's a long-time favorite of his.

A lawyer named "Impos Syble" was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," said he. "Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put `here lies an honest lawyer'." "But that won't let people know who it is!" protested the lawyer. "Sure it will," retorted the stonecutter. "People will read it and exclaim, "That's impossible!"

Thanks, Ian. I told you I'd put your name in lights (or at least on a backlit computer screen).